there's more to life than this

I'm the magical lady from Happyland, in a Gumdrop House on Lollipop Lane!

Right -- so, I am full to overflowing. I have been so permeated with sarcasm I can feel it in my veins, taste it in my mouth. It is such an ugly thing, so aggressive -- but I've been practicing it for quite a while so it is one of my uh, personality crutches--if you will.

But while I was busy being all bitter a friend did an uber nice thing for me, a surprise (left under my door) loan of the Lightning Bolt DVD -- like, way outta nowhere. Awwwwwwwwwwwww. And then I didn't feel like being Bitter Betty anymore. The fuzzies, they are warm.