there's more to life than this

One of the perks to going back to school: the elaborate 4 color glossy postcards that are invariably waiting for me when I return to my car. Tonight's postcard featured not one but two pictures of high-flyin' motocross bikes *and* and nice pixelated shot of a long haired hottie with her legs spread oh so widely (her arm crooked seductively behind her ear). Too bad this obviously way rad fete is to take place at the same time as our staff party, because you know a party with vert ramps, 4 kegs, DJs, bands and that doesn't charge chicks to get in is going to be a blast!!!