there's more to life than this

With the exception of floor-corn's porn party , I had not been to a sex shop in a long long time. Last night TKS and I drove out to meet eyes and itrymybest for sushi in good ole Pasadena. After much merriment and being abandoned by our overly accomodating but eternally absent waitress, we managed to square our tabs and wandered a block down to the sex shop. More than anything else I was there to see what the latest spoof titles were, such as the college series "Bringum Young", "A Rear and Pleasant Danger", and the less subtle but memorable "Tea-baggin With Mr. Cooper". The selection of funny titles was much smaller than I hoped for, a disappointment. Overheard in le sex shoppe:

Dude 1: "Man, the place is full of girls."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I could satisfy 'em all."

Needless to say, we all left the place unsatisfied.

So today I will end a weeks-long bout of procrastination. Somehow my 'puter got all fudged up so that every time I shut it down it was questionable that I would be able to reboot. I haven't shut this thing down in weeks, in fear that I would then be forced to take it in to some overpriced service shop when it finally decided to just quit restarting. I will soon start the dreaded system recovery process. Wish me luck.

Tomorrow, a family gathering. An early birthday fete for mumsie, and an homage to Mabon (the Fall equinox). It's a mother double-header! Happy harvest, everyone...