there's more to life than this

Gary Glitter asks me repeatedly:

"You wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?"

Hmmmmm. Is this the gang where you fill your greatest hits album with terrible covers of 50s hits?

Or is it the one where you get busted for having kiddie porn on your computer?

Or maybe the one where you are deported from Cambodia?

If it's the one where you are late to work because you're too busy shaking your butt and pumping your fist and clapping your hands to the 3 greatest hits of yours that actually rock, well then yes...I am already a member.