Ticketmaster is #$&*(^&%*, but surprises us all
2003-05-09, 12:16 p.m.



Awwwwww yeahhhh. I like, actually scored some decent seats for the Aug. 11 show at the 'Bowl.

Why the bloody hell are the service charges $9.45 per ticket? Aaaagh.

Burns: [chuckles] And to think, Smithers: You laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. �Nobody�s going to pay a 100 percent service charge.�

Smithers: Well, it�s a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.



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