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Observations on the day Today I had to explain to a young man how he could play the 7" record he wanted to buy if he bought a plastic adapter insert to fill in the big hole in the middle. Today I sold a copy of "Milo Goes to College" to a girl who certainly wasn't alive when Milo went to college, nor was she a twinkling in someone's eye. Today I found a nickel on the floor of the store -- later on I marveled that the cosmos (and my human error) made my drawer 5 cents off. Today I was "recognized" by two different people as looking like someone else. Today I received an email with the subject line: "Amplify your cock" and wondered what sounds my cock would make if it were amplified, if I had one. |
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